What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.