What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!