What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."