When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.