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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!