When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.