When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!