When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.