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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!