When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!