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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.