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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!