What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.