What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!