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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!