Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little horse.
On the Din-ternet.