What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!