What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.