Band Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line