Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
The drummer.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
The Dead Kennedys.
The 4Skins
Rolling Stones
Super Barrio Mothers
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
They Bonded over lunch.
Otterpop
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Because he had two Drumsticks.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.
A song called "My Corona"
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
A StayGosaurus
Don't stop, bereaving!
Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
Because he brought his own drumsticks
From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Because they couldn't get a gig.
Cis-tem of a Down
Vanmailen.
KGBGs
They all lost their hearing
Nickelback
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
Moody Blues
Gorillaz
A crocstar
Pigcussion!
It wood rock.
Slayer.
Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
They haven't had a gig yet.
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
They haven't got a gig yet.
He turns off his Xbox.
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
So your arse doesn't slam.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
I don't know. Neither did she!
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Cha Ching
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
He was a little hoarse.
He would've found it hard to digest.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
He had barkinsons disease.
Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
Its arse.
