What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

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What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.