What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.