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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.