What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.