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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.