What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose