What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!