What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.