Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.