Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Coal Mining Company Jokes More Coal Mining Company Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.