A flat miner
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
A-flat minor.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
So I don't drop it again, Sir.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Darn!
Cashew
Because he had no nuts.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Because she nailed that Solo.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
They've both been in little boys.
The Pope!
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
A Fall Out Boy.
