Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Miss most of the film!

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He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Replace the nails with screws.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

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Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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