March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Love Card

March Madness Sale

Love Card

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

You might also enjoy:

Chilean Mining Company Jokes More Chilean Mining Company Jokes

Jimmy Saville Jokes More Jimmy Saville Jokes

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

1980 Jokes More 1980 Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

Dragon Ball Jokes More Dragon Ball Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.