Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Coal Mining Company Jokes More Coal Mining Company Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Dragon Ball Jokes More Dragon Ball Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.