How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-