How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee