How did the Catholic Priest finish the ...

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?