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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!