How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke