How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

Inventor of Autocorrect

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee