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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.