Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.