Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
It pokes holes in condoms.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
CHANGE!
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
He went to Jared.
Nun
