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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests