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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Special Moment Jokes More Special Moment Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.