A Trojan horse.
Justin Case
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
The Contrasection.
Minivans.
A condom.
McRibbed
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Your parents would know!
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
A rubber band.
They both capture the moment.
They both capture that special moment
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
Conception
He farts.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
To keep the swelling down.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Finding a condom in your hole!
They both capture that special moment.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
It's a members-only jacket.
Everywhere.
Linoleum Blown-apart
Prague Rock.
A plain one.
A twix bar
Twix.
Cat Farts...
Heavy petting.
Kermit the Frog
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Yoko Ono
It ova slept.
