Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Non-prophet.

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An oinkjet.

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So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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The leash goes slack

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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A chicken sedan.