A Trojan horse.
Justin Case
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
Minivans.
A condom.
McRibbed
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Your parents would know!
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
A rubber band.
They both capture the moment.
They both capture that special moment
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
Conception
He farts.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
To keep the swelling down.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Finding a condom in your hole!
They both capture that special moment.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
It's a members-only jacket.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
They are all INSECURE.
Fore-play
Incase he gets a hole in one
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Everywhere.
A GHETTOrade
An algae bra.
Twix.
A twix bar
