A Trojan horse.
Justin Case
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
Minivans.
A condom.
McRibbed
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Your parents would know!
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
A rubber band.
They both capture the moment.
They both capture that special moment
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
Conception
He farts.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Finding a condom in your hole!
They both capture that special moment.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
It's a members-only jacket.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
The ones with diabases.
A happy pit bull.
Soup
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Parents
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
It pokes holes in condoms.
A pumpkin!
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
They are all INSECURE.
A convent!
A nun falling down the stairs
