A Trojan horse.
Justin Case
Ones for coming and ones for going.
Rib-bed
Vulcanized rubber!
To be sure to be sure
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
The Contrasection.
Minivans.
The family size.
A condom.
McRibbed
So you can get traction in the mud.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Your parents would know!
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
He farts.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!
When you don't use a condom.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
They capture your special moments.
A rubber band.
They both capture the moment.
They both capture that special moment
Johnny Cash.
A condom
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Conception
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Kinder Surprise
To keep the swelling down.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Finding a condom in your hole!
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
They both capture that special moment.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
It's a members-only jacket.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
It's hard to keep track.
He's been underground for five years now.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
Flop-Flops
He used sarin wrap
Tomblr.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
It was a Good Year...
Because droids can't get service.
Santa Clues.
Ones green and the other is black
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
They broke up.
She's almost as smart as a man.
