A Trojan horse.
Justin Case
Ones for coming and ones for going.
Rib-bed
Vulcanized rubber!
To be sure to be sure
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
The Contrasection.
Minivans.
The family size.
A condom.
McRibbed
So you can get traction in the mud.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Your parents would know!
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
He farts.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!
When you don't use a condom.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
They capture your special moments.
A rubber band.
They both capture the moment.
They both capture that special moment
Johnny Cash.
A condom
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Conception
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Kinder Surprise
To keep the swelling down.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Finding a condom in your hole!
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
They both capture that special moment.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
It's a members-only jacket.
Incase he got a hole in one!
OC) Brats!
Falafel and hummus.
His hand caught fire.
They found traces of Mercury in him.
Tom" Cruise Missiles.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Me love you wrong time.
Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over
A tire.
Tires need changing too you know!
Croakaine
Croaky voice) ROBBERT
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
