One Jokes

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

One Jokes

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Birthday State of Mind

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

What are the sickest rock layers?

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

I Love Pizza & You

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

Why y'all checkin' me?

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which ones?

What letters are not in the alphabet?

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

Which people do the burgers hate?

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

What does Brown Santa say?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?