How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Because they push back harder.

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Ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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So they fit in the box.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.