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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Ant Man Jokes More Ant Man Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.