How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!