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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Ant Man Jokes More Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...