Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Light bulb.
None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Ones in a cup
Because a black widow has no husband.
Turn the barstool upside down.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
One.
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