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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.