How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.