How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.