How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.