How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.