Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
It was too bright in here anyway.
None, change comes from within.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
To hold up their pants.
Because it held up a pair of pants.
None, PETA can't change anything.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
In the punchlines.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.