How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!