How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.