How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.