How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.