Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes