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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.