Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."