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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK