Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet