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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"