Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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None. They can't climb the ladder.

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They needed a developer.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Bart.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.