What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.