What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.