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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...