What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.