What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.