Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."