Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!