You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Because Ken came in another box.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He desperately needed Apu.
He had deadlines to meet
