Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.