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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.