How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!