How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!