How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.