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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!