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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.