How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Start with a big one

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.