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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.