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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!