Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough