Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.