Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough