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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.