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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.