What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!