What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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Urine trouble.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.