What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.