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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

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Because his flows were so sick.

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It means urine business.