What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.