How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one