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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"