How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one