How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one