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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.