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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.