How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.