What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!