What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Because it's too wet to woo.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!