A shampoodle
He had barkinsons disease.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
The Moona Lisa!
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
To get a clean getaway
After a week he was spotless!
A shampoodle!