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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Shampoodle Jokes More Shampoodle Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle