A shampoodle
Where my dogs at?
Because he was a paw bearer.
They both love using the shredder.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
A shampoodle!
