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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Shampoodle Jokes More Shampoodle Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!