A shampoodle
Pants.
They both have PAWS
Because love means nothing to them.
I used to love tractors
A dirty crook.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A shampoodle!