Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!