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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!