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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!