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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant