PYONG! YANG!
They both can't reach really far.
Breakfast.
He did some Seoul searching.
To the morgue.
In North Korea itself.
Can't complain
We have the Iron Giant
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Seouless
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
Kimistry
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
They're writing their last will and testament.
The singer can have a hit
Kim Jong Un.
He doesn't have a Seoul.
Pete.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Because they don't have Seoul.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Industrial Metal
They're huge metal fans.
Oven mitts
Pupperoni
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
She complains to a man.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Wife: Please go wait in the car
