North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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