North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

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What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.