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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.