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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

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What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.