What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry