What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.