Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball