Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks