Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.