Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks