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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.