What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!