What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Previous Random Joke Next
Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!