What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.