What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.