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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush