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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.