What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.