He took a forrest dump.
A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
Logger-rhythms.
Natalie Wood.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
A Roamin Catholic.
Mourning wood!
Seeder
His hand caught on fire.
A Stick!
When his hand caught fire!!
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
You get mourning wood
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
A horse.
Because they wooden go.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
He spent all day on the web.
Etude, Brute?
So they won't run out of time
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
Tiger Woods has a better driver
Because she didn't want to go.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A cottage
Mainly SMALL ARMS.
DAM!!!
Dam!
