He took a forrest dump.
A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
Logger-rhythms.
Natalie Wood.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
A Roamin Catholic.
Mourning wood!
Seeder
His hand caught on fire.
A Stick!
When his hand caught fire!!
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
You get mourning wood
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
A horse.
Because they wooden go.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
You hit rock bottom!
Because the bus hit him.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
A degree in law.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Mourning, everybody!
Mourning wood.
Bob
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Because he is PM not AM
Amaized.
Sparkie.
Because she ran away from the ball!
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
It's been nice gnawing you.
