He took a forrest dump.
A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
A wooden slipper
Natalie Wood.
Logger-rhythms.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
A Roamin Catholic.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Mourning wood
Seeder
Because they devour wood.
A Stick!
You get mourning wood.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
You get mourning wood
M'hogany
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Mine is morning.
Let me out
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Naughty pine
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Very exciting
A horse.
Because they wooden go.
Natalie.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Gristle While You Work!
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Go chuck itself of course.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Morning wood.
A receding hare-line!
Because it was Frigid
DAM!!!
Two dam bad! (OC!)
