He took a forrest dump.
A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
Natalie Wood.
Logger-rhythms.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
A Roamin Catholic.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Seeder
Because they devour wood.
A Stick!
You get mourning wood.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
You get mourning wood
M'hogany
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Mine is morning.
Let me out
Naughty pine
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Very exciting
A horse.
Because they wooden go.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Shorts!
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Walks home.
My guess would be sometime this morning.
It floats.
Because he couldn't float!
He gets mourning wood.
Mourning wood.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
He was stumped.
Go chuck itself of course.