He took a forrest dump.
A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
A wooden slipper
Natalie Wood.
Logger-rhythms.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
A Roamin Catholic.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Mourning wood
Seeder
Because they devour wood.
A Stick!
You get mourning wood.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
You get mourning wood
M'hogany
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Mine is morning.
Let me out
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Naughty pine
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Very exciting
A horse.
Because they wooden go.
Natalie.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
Grant.
Thank you very much, sir.
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Mourning wood.
Osama-Been-Loggin'
Morning wood.
In Diana
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
It floats.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
He got hit by a bus!
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
