He took a forrest dump.
A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
Natalie Wood.
Logger-rhythms.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
A Roamin Catholic.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Seeder
Because they devour wood.
A Stick!
You get mourning wood.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
You get mourning wood
M'hogany
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Mine is morning.
Let me out
Naughty pine
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Very exciting
A horse.
Because they wooden go.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
The mourning.
Mourning wood!
Because Happy Hour ended.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
A cruise
In-ya-window
OC
Aurochnophobia.
