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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!