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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!