How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.