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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!