How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them