How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!