What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them