What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!