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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.