What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs