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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!