No one cries when you chop up the baby.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
That's a huge axe man!
Chopped dates.
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
They both die if you chop them
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
He liked to chop and change!
I cry when I chop an onion.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Run!
It will tell you.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
To go to the second hand shop
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
A widow
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
High finance.
A Scamtron.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Ayy lMao
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
