No one cries when you chop up the baby.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
That's a huge axe man!
Chopped dates.
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
They both die if you chop them
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
He liked to chop and change!
I cry when I chop an onion.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Run!
Me: Ice cream
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
The taste.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
The captains log
Because he was logged out!
It checks the tornado watch.
Check his spirit level.
Whittle by whittle.
A horse.
Because it's baby food.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
