No one cries when you chop up the baby.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
That's a huge axe man!
They both die if you chop them
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
He liked to chop and change!
I cry when I chop an onion.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Run!
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Too much work.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Outlaws are wanted people
Law suits!
Pork Chop!
A pork chop.
AYA!!
A strip mine
She strips.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
