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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!