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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs