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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!