What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs