What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.