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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.