What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.