What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.