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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.