What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.