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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.