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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.