What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.