What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!