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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

What do you call a heavy toilet?

El ton john.