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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.