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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian