12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
A little plaque.
Because that's what they did last year.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
One if nobody is watching.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
