Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
One if nobody is watching.
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.
Because it's a mini soda.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A footilada!
Six women drivers.
Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Only 12. One for every month.
The night shift at Waffle House.
Because 12 13 14!
Because they're a diamond dozen
12 pirates.
Because he only had 12 followers.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
All 12
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
About 12 letters
A fungi to hang out with
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Three blind mice!
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
12 Casualties
A full set of teeth.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
The ruler!
The ruler.
Nyetflix.
Because hes Russian (rush-en)
Deflated
Out of bounce.
Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
Paints the town red
A garbage truck
