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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.