Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.