Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Previous Random Joke Next

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

Instagram Account Jokes More Instagram Account Jokes

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.