Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.