How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.