How waiters should greet people
Mini Soda
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
A Snowman.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
High
Salut!
Selfless
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
