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How waiters should greet people

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

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What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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How waiters should greet people