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How waiters should greet people

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

Post-upload skepticism

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.