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How waiters should greet people

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Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."