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How waiters should greet people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."