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How waiters should greet people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.